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As God is my witness, I am going to track down the fuckwit who announced the need for low flush toilets and drown him in one.

Of course, there is never enough water in the bowl to actually drown him under desirable circumstances, but give us a minute and the damned thing will be ready to overflow.

Can you smuggle a toilet in from Canada? Is it illegal? How illegal is it? Fines or jail time? I am going to blow a frigging vein next time Jay floods the bathroom with 5 squares of TP.